You don't. There's enough shitty PHP out there already, from people who "learned quickly" (read: half-assed it). Don't be another one of the idiots trying to learn just enough of the language to be ...

In 2004, when Mark Zuckerberg sat down to create the site that needs no introduction, he chose PHP. Moving forward the code grew and it is currently one of the biggest websites the world has ever seen ...